Jimmy Cauty: ESTATE TB2 HMP CAMP DELTA-ZERO Social Impact Bond INVESTMENTS

£62.15£169.50

CRACKDOWN FOR CAPITAL GROWTH
INNOVATE SPECULATE INCARCERATE

HIGH-YIELD INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN A MULTI-STOREY, LOW-TECH, LOW-COST CHILD CORRECTIONAL FACILITY DESIGNED TO SUPPORT AND ENABLE THE ESTATE ZONE SOCIAL CLEANSING PROGRAMME

HM PRISON CAMP DELTA-ZULU 

SERVICES PROVIDED BY INTEGRATED OFFENDER MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS
A subsidiary of BAE SYSTEMS

SOCIAL IMPACT BONDS
NOW SELLING

BECOME AN ESTATE BENEFACTOR
INVEST NOW

Each BENEFACTOR receives a copy of the
ESTATE BENEFACTOR SOCIAL IMPACT BOND INVESTMENT PACK
and becomes a CUSTODIAN to a unit in their chosen wing
One unit and one investment pack issued per SOCIAL IMPACT BOND sold

Social Impact Bond Investment Pack
Each pack is 40 x 28cm, bound in screen printed 3mm book board with a foiled wrap around band

It contains:

  • A SOCIAL IMPACT BOND CERTIFICATE for your allocated Wing and Unit
  • A CRACKDOWN FOR CAPITAL GROWTH HMPCD-Z POSTER Signed by the TOWN PLANNER
  • A TB2 HMPCD-Z Unit Identification Wall Chart with your allocated UNIT marked on it
  • An HMPCD-Z BENEFACTOR Unit Identification Card with a photograph of your UNIT
  • An HMPCD-Z ESTATE BENEFACTOR Access All Areas PASS

16 SOCIAL IMPACT BONDS / UNITS available on each floor

Wing Z: Floor 17
ESTATE OWNED & FUNDED RESTRICTED AREA UNAVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE INVESTMENT

 Wing A: Floor 16
CANTEEN – JFC British Layland Rendered Farm Supplies Ltd. Mass Poultry Freight International Ltd. Subsistence Feeding and Nutritional Negation Unit.  £169.50

 Wing B: Floor 15
ADMINISTRATION SURVEILLANCE and CONDITIONING – BAE Systems Surveillance and CBBCCTV Child Tracking Social Media Facilities. YouTuber Vlog Infiltration Dept. £141.25

 Wing C: Floor 14
VIOLENT EDUCATION OFFENDER UNIT – Play Area 1. Early Learning Mind Control Centre. G4S Play to Obey DISARM, PUNISH and CORRECT Facility. £113.00

 Wing D: Floor 13 
SANATORIUM – Nursey. Tummy Ache Bay and Solitary Confinement Quarantine. Mental Health and Trauma Instigation Services. NHS Trust Child Prison Services and Waste Management.£107.35

Wing E: Floor 12
ANTI-SOCIAL REHABILITATION & INTEGRATION ZONE – Jobless Centre. Naughty Chair. 4-8 BAE Systems Centre for Correct Thoughts.  £101.70

 Wing F: Floor 11
CONFINEMENT AND CLEANLINESS – Low Comfort Cells. CBBCCTV Control Room. Child Sterilisation Unit.   £96.05

 Wing G: Floor 10
INFILTRATION AND PUNISHMENT – Social Media Intelligence Gathering Systems. Water Boarding and Light Torture Correctional Thinking Zone. £90.04

 Wing H: Floor 9
CONFINEMENT AND EXPULSION – Zero Comfort Cells. Latrines and G4S Cleansing Systems.  £84.75

 Wing I: Floor 8
SUBSISTENCE EXISTENCE Dept – Argos Prison Services Ltd. Junk Food Bank. McDonald’s Consume or Serve Training.  £79.10

 Wing J: Floor 7
NURSERY – One O’Clock Shiv and Razorblade Club. G4S Play to Obey One Strike and You’re Out Management Services. £73.45

 Wing K: Floors 6-2
DEATH ROW – G4S High Security 6000 DCW Cells. £67.80

 Wing X: Floor 1
FINAL SOLUTION SECTOR – BAE Systems CHILD EXPERIMENTATION UNIT and GSC Pharmaceuticals. CLASSIFIED £62.15

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the complexity of making the Benefactors Investment Packs they will not be shipped until 2 weeks into 2020. Thank you kindly for your patience.

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WING A Floor 16, WING B Floor 15, WING C Floor 14, WING D Floor 13, WING E Floor 12, WING F Floor 11, WING G Floor 10, WING H Floor 9, WING I Floor 8, WING J Floor 7, WING K Floors 2-6, WING X Floor 1

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