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HAPPY DAYS… It’s that time of year again where we begin to wonder what the next year will hold for us.
Will it be our best year ever?
Will it be our worst?
Will we see it through?
Yes, another year is nearly gone and you are closer to death than ever.
Die you will, but will it be in the year of 2024?
On the plus side, if you’re reading this it means you have so far clung to your mortal coil and survived 2023 despite the fragility and fleeting transience of existence as we all shuffle closer to the eternal abyss of death.
To celebrate this miracle/trial called life, we once again proudly publish the WILL YOU DIE THIS YEAR (?) CALENDAR with random dates marked in red each month. Perhaps days you may (or may not) die on, thus keeping you firmly tipped on your toes and painfully aware that every split second of your poor sorry life does actually count.
AND… to ease things along, this year’s calendar comes with a QR code that links to a YouTube video of Triumph Of Death that you can sing-along to. Penned by STOT21stCplanB back when they were younger and spritelier, this was the last song they ever recorded before they hung up their guitar picks and crazed rock’n roll lifestyle to pursue the more genteel pursuits of the fine arts.
This calendar is not predictive and has no magical properties. It is not recommended for those with overt superstitious beliefs, excess fear, existential dread, and/or no sense of humour about their own mortality.
If you die in 2024 we cannot accept any liability.
Memento Mori – OR due to a MOMENTRY slip of spelling focus now Momento Mori …. You only live once! (Unless of course you believe that time doesn’t exist and we’re all simultaneously living multiple lives across the expanse of non-liner apparent mortality).
A4 (21 x 29.7 cm)
Printed on uncoated 800 gsm card with a calendar pad stuck on
Edition of 131 numbered copies
Each calendar contains randomly selected dates (that could be your last) marked with a RED SPOT
Good luck and happy 2024!
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