A few examples of the World Famous Harry Adams Will You Die This Year? Calendars
2021
This year it seems that death is a lot closer.
There has been much of talk about it, and plenty of tallying up the final count. In all the debate about the value of life vs “normality” and the health of the economy, one of the major questions on everyone’s lips as the year draws to a close has been: “….Will they dare?”
And dare they will and dare they have!
Finally…we proudly present the World Famous Harry Adams “Will You Die This Year Calendar” for 2021!
With adaptions and improvements for these trying times.
- Given the slight increase in odds, Harry Adams have made a slight adjustment to the number of possible days you may die this coming year.
- If you successfully make it through the year alive you can pull off the calendar stub to reveal a cheery end of year message.
- An additional comforting message has been included on the back to be looked at in times of extreme fear or worry.
Will You Die This Year? Calendar
DISCLAIMER
This calendar is not predictive and has no magical properties. It is not recommended for those with overt superstitious beliefs, excess fear, existential dread, and/or no sense of humour about their own mortality.
If you die in 2021 we cannot accept any liability.
WARNING
Memento Mori: You only live once!
Edition of 113, signed and numbered on reverse.
Contains suggested dates for your end.
2020
THE 2020 ELITE TORY DEATH CULT EDITION
WHEN WILL IT ALL FINALLY END??!!
IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO DIE UNDER A TORY GOVERNMENT
THIS YEAR WE HAVE ADDED A TORY DEATH TAX LEVY TO OUR NORMALLY REASONABLY PRICED SEASONAL CALENDAR
DON’T BLAME US. BLAME BORIS JOHNSON AND ALL THOSE THAT VOTED FOR TORY RULE
WE HAVE ALSO REDUCED THE EDITION SIZE AS WE NOW KNOW THAT THE IDIOTS IN THIS COUNTRY PREFER THINGS TO BE FOR THE FEW, NOT THE MANY
Ltd Edition of 31
29.7 X 21 cm printed on stiff card with string hanging device
Contains randomly selected days that could be your last
Signed and numbered by the artist
DISCLAIMER: This calendar has no magical properties and does not work, but we will send one to Boris Johnson anyway. If it does work, it is entirely coincidental and not our fault. Please use responsibly.
2019
A SPECIAL NOT NOT BANKSY COMMEMORATIVE EDITION
On the eve of his first ever exhibition, contrarian Post-Art artist and Neo-Nothingist NOT NOT BANKSY has been found dead outside his East London studio, spray can and stencil in hand.
It is believed he had it coming and it is rumoured he was poisoned by the nerve agent Poppychok as (reportedly) used by Banksy’s private police force Pest Control.
Pest Control have strongly denied any involvement and insist they only use conventional, non-lethal methods of protecting Banksy’s rights.
In his honour Harry Adams have dedicated this year’s Will You Die This Year? Calendar to NOT NOT BANKSY.
2018
Evil Sixes, Heavenly Sevens, and Unlucky Thirteens
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
AGAIN
AGAIN
AGAIN
BACK BY UNPOPULAR DEMAND
THE WORLD FAMOUS
HARRY ADAMS ‘WILL YOU DIE THIS YEAR?’ CALENDAR
2018 Edition
Available Now
THIS YEAR IN AN ALL NEW FULL COLOUR DESIGN.
THIS YEAR WITH SOME NEW WORDING.
THIS YEAR IN 3 NEW STUNNING EDITIONS.
Evil Sixes
Edition of 66 numbered copies and 6 APs
Will you fry when you die?
£6.66
Heavenly Sevens
Edition of 77 numbered copies and 7 APs
For the lucky and blessed, pay more die less!
£7.77
Unlucky 13
Edition of 13 signed and numbered copies
For L-13 chancers and connoisseurs.
£13.13
ALL CONTAIN RANDOMLY SELECTED DATES CIRCLED IN RED.
PERHAPS THE DAY YOU DIE?
MAKE YOUR CHOICES AND TAKE YOUR CHANCES!
WARNING
These calendars are advisory only – no action should be taken.
These calendars are not magical in any way and and have never been known to work.
DISCLAIMER
Any death coinciding with a ringed date is entirely coincidental.
ADVICE
DO NOT buy one if you are in any way superstitious.
DO NOT give one to friends or family who are in any way superstitious, sensitive, or easily alarmed.
DO NOT buy any for your enemies. It won’t work.
MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
If you do die by mistake on a selected date we’ll issue you a full refund and a written apology.
2017
WOOLLY LIBERAL, HARD WHITE ALT-RIGHT AND RADICAL RED SECRET POCKET EDITIONS
WE ARE AFRAID
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR
AGAIN
TIME
FOR
THE
WORLD
FAMOUS
HARRY ADAMS
‘WILL YOU DIE THIS YEAR’
CALENDAR
2017
AVAILABLE
IN
THREE
STUNNING
EDITIONS
WARNING
WOOLLY LIBERAL OFF-WHITE EDITION
PRINTED ON EUROPEAN RECYCLED PAPER
CONTAINS
RANDOM DATES CIRCLED
PERHAPS THE DAY
YOU WILL DIE
EDITION OF 48 SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPIES
WARNING
HARD WHITE ALT-RIGHT EDITION
PRINTED ON TOXIC WHITE PAPER
BLEACHED IN THE UK
CONTAINS
RANDOM DATES CIRCLED
PERHAPS THE DAY
YOU WILL DIE
EDITION OF 52 SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPIES
OR
WARNING
THE THIRD WAY
RADICAL RED
SECRET
POCKET EDITION
A SMALL OBSCURE PUBLICATION
THAT CAN’T BE IGNORED
CONTAINS
RANDOM DATES CIRCLED
PERHAPS THE DAY
YOU WILL DIE
EDITION OF 113 SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPIES
ALL HANDMADE BY THE ARTIST THEMSELVES
ANY WHICH WAY
WHICHEVER WAY YOU CHOOSE
THIS COULD BE YOUR YEAR
!
DISCLAIMER
THESE CALENDARS ARE ADVISORY ONLY
NO ACTION SHOULD BE TAKEN
THEY ARE NOT MAGICAL IN ANY WAY AND HAVE NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO WORK
ANY DEATH COINCIDING WITH A RINGED DATE IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL
THAT SAID
DO NOT GIVE AS A GIFT TO THE OVERLY SENSITIVE
OR THOSE LIKELY TO TAKE OFFENCE
OR
BUY ONE FOR YOURSELF
IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY SUPERSTITIOUS
IN FACT
IT’S PROBABLY BEST TO STEER CLEAR OF ALL THREE EDITIONS
WHATEVER YOUR LEANINGS ARE
WARNING: WOOLLY LIBERAL OFF-WHITE RECYCLED EDITION
£4.80
WARNING: HARD WHITE ALT-RIGHT BLEACHED WHITE EDITION
£5.20
WARNING: THIRD WAY RADICAL LEFT SECRET POCKET EDITION
£1.13 + £2 COMPULSORY DONATION = £3.13