Will You Die This Year? Calendars

A few examples of the World Famous Harry Adams Will You Die This Year? Calendars

2020

THE 2020 ELITE TORY DEATH CULT EDITION

WHEN WILL IT ALL FINALLY END??!!

IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO DIE UNDER A TORY GOVERNMENT

THIS YEAR WE HAVE ADDED A TORY DEATH TAX LEVY TO OUR NORMALLY REASONABLY PRICED SEASONAL CALENDAR

DON’T BLAME US. BLAME BORIS JOHNSON AND ALL THOSE THAT VOTED FOR TORY RULE

WE HAVE ALSO REDUCED THE EDITION SIZE AS WE NOW KNOW THAT THE IDIOTS IN THIS COUNTRY PREFER THINGS TO BE FOR THE FEW, NOT THE MANY

Ltd Edition of 31
29.7 X 21 cm printed on stiff card with string hanging device
Contains randomly selected days that could be your last
Signed and numbered by the artist

DISCLAIMER: This calendar has no magical properties and does not work, but we will send one to Boris Johnson anyway. If it does work, it is entirely coincidental and not our fault. Please use responsibly.

2019

A SPECIAL NOT NOT BANKSY COMMEMORATIVE EDITION

On the eve of his first ever exhibition, contrarian Post-Art artist and Neo-Nothingist NOT NOT BANKSY has been found dead outside his East London studio, spray can and stencil in hand.

It is believed he had it coming and it is rumoured he was poisoned by the nerve agent Poppychok as (reportedly) used by Banksy’s private police force Pest Control.

Pest Control have strongly denied any involvement and insist they only use conventional, non-lethal methods of protecting Banksy’s rights.

In his honour Harry Adams have dedicated this year’s Will You Die This Year? Calendar to NOT NOT BANKSY.

2018

Evil Sixes, Heavenly Sevens, and Unlucky Thirteens

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
AGAIN

AGAIN

AGAIN

BACK BY UNPOPULAR DEMAND

THE WORLD FAMOUS
HARRY ADAMS
 ‘WILL YOU DIE THIS YEAR?’ CALENDAR
2018 Edition
Available Now

THIS YEAR IN AN ALL NEW FULL COLOUR DESIGN.

THIS YEAR WITH SOME NEW WORDING.

THIS YEAR IN 3 NEW STUNNING EDITIONS.

Evil Sixes
Edition of 66 numbered copies and 6 APs
Will you fry when you die?
£6.66

Heavenly Sevens
Edition of 77 numbered copies and 7 APs
For the lucky and blessed, pay more die less!
£7.77

Unlucky 13
Edition of 13 signed and numbered copies
For L-13 chancers and connoisseurs.
£13.13

ALL CONTAIN RANDOMLY SELECTED DATES CIRCLED IN RED.
PERHAPS THE DAY YOU DIE?

MAKE YOUR CHOICES AND TAKE YOUR CHANCES!

WARNING
These calendars are advisory only – no action should be taken.
These calendars are not magical in any way and and have never been known to work.

DISCLAIMER
Any death coinciding with a ringed date is entirely coincidental.

ADVICE
DO NOT buy one if you are in any way superstitious.
DO NOT give one to friends or family who are in any way superstitious, sensitive, or easily alarmed.
DO NOT buy any for your enemies. It won’t work.

MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
If you do die by mistake on a selected date we’ll issue you a full refund and a written apology.

2017

WOOLLY LIBERAL, HARD WHITE ALT-RIGHT AND RADICAL RED SECRET POCKET EDITIONS

WE ARE AFRAID

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR
AGAIN

TIME
FOR
THE
WORLD
FAMOUS
HARRY ADAMS
‘WILL YOU DIE THIS YEAR’
CALENDAR
2017

AVAILABLE
IN
THREE
STUNNING
EDITIONS

WARNING
WOOLLY LIBERAL OFF-WHITE EDITION
PRINTED ON EUROPEAN RECYCLED PAPER
CONTAINS
RANDOM DATES CIRCLED
PERHAPS THE DAY
YOU WILL DIE

EDITION OF 48 SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPIES

WARNING
HARD WHITE ALT-RIGHT EDITION
PRINTED ON TOXIC WHITE PAPER
BLEACHED IN THE UK
CONTAINS
RANDOM DATES CIRCLED
PERHAPS THE DAY
YOU WILL DIE

EDITION OF 52 SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPIES

OR

WARNING
THE THIRD WAY
RADICAL RED
SECRET
POCKET EDITION
A SMALL OBSCURE PUBLICATION
THAT CAN’T BE IGNORED
CONTAINS
RANDOM DATES CIRCLED
PERHAPS THE DAY
YOU WILL DIE

EDITION OF 113 SIGNED AND NUMBERED COPIES

ALL HANDMADE BY THE ARTIST THEMSELVES

ANY WHICH WAY
WHICHEVER WAY YOU CHOOSE
THIS COULD BE YOUR YEAR

!


DISCLAIMER
THESE CALENDARS ARE ADVISORY ONLY
NO ACTION SHOULD BE TAKEN
THEY ARE NOT MAGICAL IN ANY WAY AND HAVE NEVER BEEN KNOWN TO WORK
ANY DEATH COINCIDING WITH A RINGED DATE IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL
THAT SAID
DO NOT GIVE AS A GIFT TO THE OVERLY SENSITIVE
OR THOSE LIKELY TO TAKE OFFENCE
OR
BUY ONE FOR YOURSELF
IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY SUPERSTITIOUS
IN FACT
IT’S PROBABLY BEST TO STEER CLEAR OF ALL THREE EDITIONS
WHATEVER YOUR LEANINGS ARE

WARNING: WOOLLY LIBERAL OFF-WHITE RECYCLED EDITION
£4.80

WARNING: HARD WHITE ALT-RIGHT BLEACHED WHITE EDITION
£5.20

WARNING: THIRD WAY RADICAL LEFT SECRET POCKET EDITION
£1.13 + £2 COMPULSORY DONATION = £3.13