Welcome To The Dark Ages
23rd – 25th August 2017

Welcome To the Dark Ages was a three day situation in Liverpool created by The JAMs following the end of a 23-year moratorium on working together or discussing anything beginning with the letter ‘K’.
During Welcome To the Dark Ages:
- 400 volunteers took part in the proceedings
- The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu released a book titled 2023: A Trilogy
- a hearing was held on the question of ‘WHY DID THE K FOUNDATION BURN A MILLION QUID?’
- MUMUFICATION and the People’s Pyramid were announced
- dead perch merch were founded as official merchandise operatives to The JAMs

dead perch merch
Welcome To The Dark Ages
merchandise
official merchandise released
23-08-2017*
*Embargoed merchandise released 25-08-2017
â–² RULES â–²
The JAMs and dead perch merch do not make limited editions or multiples, only merchandise
The JAMs do not sign any merchandise
Where possible, all merchandise will be screen printed
There will be no hierarchy as to what the screen print is on: a throwaway paper cup will be honoured as highly as first edition poster and vice versa
Some items of merchandise may be in short supply
Some items of merchandise will be endlessly supplied
Some items of merchandise may be removed from sale without warning
Some items of merchandise may be reissued without warning
The laws of supply and demand do not necessarily apply to dead perch merch
All dead perch merch will be priced at £20.23 or multiples thereof
dead perch merch
for
Burn The Shard
dead perch merch were also present at the follow up event to Welcome To The Dark Ages, Burn The Shard, which took place in London on the 23rd November 2017.
For more details on dead perch merch released for Burn The Shard click the image below.
dead perch merch are dead
dead perch merch are now defunct and all operations for The JAMs have ceased.
As of 2019 all K2 Plant Hire Ltd merchandising needs and pre-death services for MUMUFICATION are handled by the Merchants of Death.
Click the image below to read more about
Merchants of Death Merchandise