MuMufication

£99.00

GET MUMUFICATION

GET NOW DIE LATER

SECURE YOUR PLACE IN THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID

BUILT BY THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU

PRE-DEATH SERVICES PROVIDED BY L-13 LIGHT INDUSTRIAL WORKSHOP

AFTERLIFE SERVICES PROVIDED BY CALLENDER CALLENDER CAUTY & DRUMMOND (CCC&D)

INSTRUCTIONS

Register for MuMufication.

On registration, you are given a Brick of Mu accompanied by a certificate guaranteeing your MuMufication. 

The certificate will be signed and stamped by Jimmy Cauty and Bill Drummond, the living representatives of The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu

MuMufication Fee: £99*

Please allow up to 23 working days for the delivery of your Brick of Mu.

PLEASE SEE BELOW IMPORTANT DIRECTIONS FOR COMPLETING MUMUFICATION

Terms and Conditions Apply. To read the terms and conditions please go to the MUMUFICATION page.

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IMPORTANT DIRECTIONS FOR COMPLETING MUMUFICATION

BEFORE YOU DIE IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO INSTRUCT YOUR NEXT OF KIN THAT UPON YOUR DEATH ALL OR PART OF YOU MUST BE CREMATED.

23 GRAMS OF YOUR CREMATED REMAINS MUST BE DELIVERED WITH YOUR BRICK OF MU TO CCC&D AT THE ADDRESS PROVIDED ON WWW.MUMUFICATION.COM

YOUR CREMATED REMAINS WILL FILL THE HOLE IN YOUR BRICK OF MU AND BE FIRED AT 1100ºC UNTIL YOUR REMAINS BECOME GLAZE.

YOUR BRICK OF MU WILL BE USED AS ONE OF THE 34,592 BRICKS OF MU REQUIRED TO BUILD THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID.

THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID WILL BE BUILT IN TOXTETH.

NEW BRICKS OF MU WILL BE CEREMONIALLY LAID, WITH TROWL AND MORTAR, ON THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID ON THE TOXTETH DAY OF THE DEAD ON THE 23rd NOVEMBER EACH YEAR.

TO ENSURE YOUR PLACE IN THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID
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ABOUT THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID

THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID WILL BE BUILT BY THE LIVING REPRESENTATIVES OF THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU, OR THEIR DESCENDANTS.

THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID, ONCE COMPLETE, WILL BE A SOLID BRICK PYRAMID STANDING 23 FEET HIGH AND COMPRISED OF 34,592 BRICKS OF MU.

 THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID WILL START AS A SMALL PYRAMID AND GROW UPWARDS AND OUTWARDS EACH YEAR AS MORE PEOPLE DIE AND NEW BRICKS OF MU ARE LAID ONTO THE PYRAMID.

 THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID WILL BE BUILT IN TOXTETH.

UNTIL THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID IS COMPLETED CEREMONIAL LAYING OF NEW BRICKS OF MU WILL OCCUR ON THE TOXTETH DAY OF THE DEAD, 23rd NOVEMBER EACH YEAR.

THE PEOPLE’S PYRAMID MAY TAKE MANY GENERATIONS TO BE COMPLETED. WAR, FAMINE AND DISEASE COULD EXPEDITE THE BUILD.

PLEASE NOTE: AS AGENTS TO THE LIVING REPRESENTATIVES OF THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU, THE L-13 LIGHT INDUSTRIAL WORKSHOP ONLY DEALS WITH THE LOGISTICS OF MUMUFICATION UP TO THE POINT OF DEATH. AFTER DEATH PLEASE CONTACT CCC&D VIA CCCD@MUMUFICATION.COM

 RECOMMENDATION: PLACE YOUR BRICK OF MU IN PRIDE OF PLACE E.G. ON YOUR MANTELPIECE.
THIS WILL REMIND YOU HOW VITAL EACH PASSING DAY IS.
OR HIDE IT UNDER YOUR BED IN AN EFFORT TO DENY THE TRANSIENCE OF LIFE.

*MuMufication Fee in the very short term, is for:
The Registration;
The Brick of Mu;
The Certificate;
The Administration;
The Architects and Civil Engineers Fees, for The People’s Pyramid.

But in the longer term the vast chunk of that £99 is for:
The re-firing of The Brick of Mu with the 23 grams of ashes;
The purchase of the land to build The People’s Pyramid on. Land that has to have at least a 1,000 year lease;
The annual laying of bricks on The People’s Pyramid on The Toxteth Day of the Dead;
The annual council tax for The People’s Pyramid for at least the next 1,000 years;

The physical upkeep of The People Pyramid for at least the next 1,000 years.

‘The JAMs don’t mess and The JAMs don’t sway’